Who is Lee?

IMG_0735Lee appeared in Melbourne, Australia in the year 2000 at the exact moment the count-down for the new year ended. They claim to have no memory of anything that came before 00:00 01/01/2000, and may be an artifact of the Millenium Bug, or an accidental time traveler.

Lee met Eddie in a police lineup for a diamond heist they had both separately attempted. Unbeknownst to both of them at the time, but famous jewel thief, Tommy Two-bit had already stolen the diamond, and both had stolen fakes left by the previous thief. They laugh about it now, but secretly swear revenge on Two-bit.

Tommy Two-bit is still at large.

Lee’s likes are: Crime fiction, horror, audiobooks, breaking the rules, and zero-gravity baseball.

Lee’s dislikes are: Tommy Two-bit, pre-2000 pop culture references, salad, and accidentally saying “You too!” when someone says “Happy Birthday” or “Enjoy your meal.”