5.11 | C.J. Tudor, Gilly Macmillan, & Christine

Eddie was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens, ’til this podcast came along and truly changed the world! Aside from never reading any books and obnoxiously interrupting anyone who has, Eddie’s many talents include: Never letting this Nanny joke go, killing it at karaoke (as in straight up murder for the ears), and just being generally handsome and wonderful. What’s that, you ask? What is the episode about? Oh, just some great books (think Gilly MacMillan & C.J. Tudor) and films (Stephen King’s 80’s masterpiece Christine) … but back to Eddie!

5.10 | IT Chapter 2, Haylen Beck, & Bigotry as Baddie

Oh snap! I guess Lee and Eddie are off to the movies again! That’s right, tuck a mini burrito in your jacket pocket, and sneak several fun-sized chocolate bars into your socks cause it’s time for IT: Chapter Two! Eddie finally read a book from this century and felt pretty good about it (and then obviously complained). And the two of them explore the idea of Pennywise as the embodiment of bigotry.

Too deep? Yeah, me too… Pocket burrito anyone?

5.9 | Crawl, Trinkets, & True Story

In this absolutely brilliant episode of (your fave podcast) Crime Time, Lee crawls into the cinema for a terrifying encounter with an alligator, and Eddie really brings the mood down by talking about actual true crime. But don’t worry, Lee’s got your back with a great recommendation from their latest Netflix binge, and a question about what should go on the back of a book.

If you are a film student who thinks Eddie is stupid for not liking Donnie Darko that one time ten years ago, please send your comments to: literallynooneaskedyou@pleasedonttalktome.com

5.8 | Annabelle Comes Home, Jane Austen, & Killing Eve

Last episode, Lee opened the floodgates of Eddie’s inability to stick to genre. Welcome to the ultimate PRIDE AND PREJUDICE mashup! Is this the true crime? Probably.

Lee still wants Eddie to watch Killing Eve, but you know Eddie is still thinking about how to get Mr. Darcy sideburns and hasn’t heard a damn thing. Anyway, watch out for that creepy demon doll at a cinema near you!

5.7 | Joshilyn Jackson, Sébastien Japrisot, & … Suspense

What is the definition of suspense? Will Lee and Eddie solve it before time runs out? Will Lee ever stop talking about glass blowing? Will Eddie ever stop trying to get weird books on the show with really thin justification? Will this series of questions ever end? Maybe you will find out in this episode… or will you?

This episode, Lee is on the cutting edge of new and brilliant crime and mystery, with Joshilyn Jackson’s Never Have I Ever, and Eddie is back on their bullshit, reviewing World War I novels from the 90s.

5.6 | Detective Pikachu, Rachel Caine, & All Will Be Revealed

Here come Lee and Eddie! This week Eddie can’t stop talking about Sonic’s teeth long enough to review Detective Pikachu! But you know that adorable detective solves a damn crime and it’s too much for anyone to handle. Lee is still talking about Rachel Caine, and Eddie is starting to wonder if Lee’s accepting bribes.

All of this and more in the latest and greatest episode of Crime Time Podcast!

5.5 | Slasher, Alafair Burke, and “Crime” or “Murder”?

Oh dang! Lee and Eddie are back with an all new episode full of banter, foolishness, and absolute hijinks! Eddie’s been binge watching Netflix so long they can’t remember what year it is, and Lee has been scouring the earth for the quality Crime fiction this world needs to hear about!

All this, and more in the latest episode of Crime Time Podcast!

5.4 | The Vegetarian, Quicksand, & The Semicolon

Alert.  A new episode has launched.  Lee & Eddie chat by a rainy window, which begs the question… should Crime Time rebrand as an ASMR youtube channel? 

Get ready for an action-packed episode full of true crime, sexy or scary, grammar tips, Netflix, and whole lotta books. 

Lee gives a terrible synopsis of the gripping Netflix series, Quicksand and then Eddie & Lee go toe-to-toe on Han Kang’s The Vegetarian.  Buckle up. 

5.3 | C.J. Tudor, Kathy Reichs, & IT Chapter Two

Hoo boy! Eddie has been waiting to watch the IT Part Two trailer just for you guys! Will IT live up to the hype? Will IT be too scary for Eddie to survive? Hard to say, you’d better tune in! And while you’re here we’ve got some great recommendations for your bookshelves! Lee’s keeping that contemporary feel coming with CJ Tudor’s amazing debut, The Chalk Man. Is it a biography of Eddie’s secret undercover life as Banksy? Probably not!

Meanwhile, Eddie wants to start a fight on the internet, because let’s face it, the internet? Wayyyyyy to civil and full of friendly discussion! That’s right, Eddie loves trash, and will do anything for that love–except diss Patricia Cornwell! It’s on!

5.2 | Holly Seddon, Virginia Woolf, & J.R.R. Tolkien

A whole new episode? You’ve gotta be Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien! That’s right, the gang is back and ready to talk about the real issues facing the world today! Like, is a dog biography literature? Is Eddie stretching it a bit? Is Lee going to put up with Eddie’s nonsense? If Eddie suddenly and mysteriously goes missing, is Lee the one responsible?

Only joking folks! Eddie is one hundred percent fine and hasn’t been replaced by a more handsome and slightly cleverer body double called Jed! That would be crazy! Why would you think that was a thing that happened? Ha ha! Oh, you guys! Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.